I used to use Google Voice (and I miss it) so I would more regularly get my voice mail messages. The transcripts were often wrong in ways that didn't necessarily prevent me from getting the gist of the message but caused tons of unintended hilarity. Your single christian looks much the same!

"determine your redundancy consumer" LOL

Its the sea star twenty chains that gets me every time that sea star stitch is so complicated and no matter how hard I try I can not put hope to being under the top two stands, I do have to say I really do like vineyard chaining especially if there is free wine tasting involved, you do have to watch out for the chain crab single crochet after that because the wine slows your reflexes and those darn crabs have a nasty nip, lol

That is way too funny. Oh and be carfrul whre you stick your foot in!!

Ahhhh, that's hilarious!!! I love how you turn into a pirate at 0:36. "Yaar."

I wonder how many people went looking for dallasfuturegrowth.com

Hi-Larry-Us!

OMG! Too funny! I can't wait to read what it thinks you're saying when you teach knitting stitches! OK, note to self....don't use caption option on Youtube! Thanks for the most excellent funny!

*snort* awesome.